February 2012
41 posts
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A cute guy
at the bar flirted with me. I had no idea what to do so I walked away. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
FREE AFRICAN PYGMY HEDGHOG WITH ALL ACCESSORIES!*
Looking for a “whatever home” for my pet Hedgehog named Wallace after Wallace Simpson, the American cum-dumpster and Nazi-sympathizer that caused the near breakup of the English Monarchy during world war two.
Wallace is an astoundingly lazy creature that doesn’t seem to have any real defined purpose in life other than to sleep and eat in amidst his...
I just had the best poop ever.
I just made
red velvet cupcakes. Pics to come shortly.
Dear Zach Efron...
If you could sit on my face, that’d be great.
Thanks!
No trees were harmed in the production of this...
but a bunch of electrons were seriously inconvenienced.
I got a haircut, Calvin Klein loafers, and a big bottle of lube. I was productive today.
